Monday, December 29, 2008

shampoo

我把洗发露当沐浴露用了一个星期。别太惊讶,欲知详情,请看下文。

话说我家浴室有超过10种不同的洗发露跟沐浴露。加起来应该有20多罐装着各种液体的挤压式或倾倒式的罐子。你说,一时糊涂错把洗发露当沐浴露有那么希奇吗?
最搞笑的是,我还跟小明and P.S炫耀说我'沐浴露'的木瓜香味。

I've been using a hair shampoo as body shampoo for almost a week without knowing it.

If you walked into the bathroom of my house,you'll find DOZEN of shampoos. Almost each of my family uses different brand of shampoos. Imagine that there are five person in my house,and each of us use different body shampoo and hair shampoo,so how many bottle of shampoos will there be in the bathroom?
5x2=10

And mind you,actually there are more than 10 bottles of shampoo in my bathroom.

So here's the story.

First day when I came home,I found out that inside my body shampoo bottle was not my body shampoo. It means that the body shampoo had run out and someone refill it with another brand of shampoo which smells like eeak. So what to do? I still have to use body shampoo right? So I tried out few bottles,and decided that the shampoo with papaya smells are the most OK.

Few days ago,when I went out with Xiao Ming and P.S, P.S said something like 'Eh what's that scent? Smell so nice~' once she get into the car. Then I went ss and said 'oh it's my shampoo smells la~nah you smell and see~'. So when my mom bought me my shampoo few days ago,I was still using the papaya smell shampoo.

Then just now my mom asked me: 'Eh you didn't use body shampoo when bathing ah?'
I said:'got ah~'
Mom:'You use which one?Why didn't use the new shampoo I bought for you?'
I said:'I used the papaya one mar~'
Mom:'what papaya one? where got papaya smell one shampoo?'
I ran into the bathroom and show her the bottle.
Mom:'that's hair shampoo lah weh~'
I O.O and checked the shampoo,'for neutral and smoother hair'. =_='''

Friday, December 26, 2008

Gurney day

话说今天有一个人驾着我的老婆跑去了槟城Gurney,逛了8个小时~
见了三个朋友,都很久不见了。大家都还好好的,真好~
8个小时在Gurney,我都干了什么?我走来走去,走遍新开的new wing,又躲在书店偷看‘奸的好人’系列。写那些书的都是厉害的人,叫你怎样看清人事物,却不教你怎样成功的‘骗来’交易,最终的目的当然是要你去听他的讲座,给钱他把他当神捧咯~在看他的书学着要如何看清圈套的当时就已经不知不觉中跌入了一个深不见底的圈套了。这个就是NLP(Neuro-Linguistic Programming)的利害~
今天有看到相机跟眼镜的promotion。相机,还是太贵了。眼镜,我很挑。
结果就是,什么都没有买。
我要去Queensbay阿下次。我要Topshop隔壁那间的衣服。

朋友看我瘦了,叫我快点找个女朋友来照顾我。
能说这种话的朋友真是好朋友~我也想啊,可是没门~
嗯,我比较想要有一个可以亲密无间,了解我而我也了解她,的一个人。
I think what I really need is someone that I can intimate with. Someone that truly understands me as much as I understand her. Someone that loves me as much as I love her.
I want an intimate relationship. Yea, that's what I want.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

写下些回忆,在圣诞夜

忽然间一年前的回忆涌上心头。
一些不开心的回忆,可以说是悲伤的。
二零零七年的圣诞节,我赶回kl。
二零零七年的三十号,彻夜未眠的我一大早晃去马六甲,买了一大堆的东西拜托给她的室友,见了她三分钟,然后一个人躲在mmu楼下的网咖消磨时间,刚巧兄弟在线,兄弟觉得我很可怜。我也觉得我很可怜。我所谓的努力挽回。
二零零七年的最后一天,bbq吧,在pj现在的家(那时还没搬入),很想醉酒,凌晨四点才收到的信息,幻想着她与男人搂搂抱抱。
二零零八年一月三日,三个月后的同一天,和平分手。兄弟买了McNugget赶来看我。
那些日子期间我也不懂怎么过的,浑浑噩噩,好像都没吃东西。
二零零八年的平安夜,在家,很平静,感觉很宁静。却因为去年的回忆而失眠。
感情路似乎一直很悲伤,一直在犯傻,也许现在也是?
提醒自己,我是单身。单身有的是自由。
一年了又。

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Magazine

I can't believe I buy a magazine (I haven't pay the money back to birdleg). A teenage magazine. A magazine that full of Taiwanese and Korean idols. Male idols like 阮经天 and 飞轮海. You don't believe it? Me too. It's all because of JING YE! And who's 京爷? Refer back to this. Yea, she managed to squeezed into 3rd placing in that magazine's sort of most popular idols in Taiwan and became the cover of the magazine. The magazine's targeted readers I assumed to be young teenage girls. And young teenage girls are crazy over those pretty boys like 郑元畅 and 贺军翔. So you can assume that Taiwan girls are crazy over Jing Ye as they crazy over those pretty boys. Ok this is not the point. The point is, this is the first time I buy a magazine. And I just feel.......weird when I open the magazine that fulled of guys-acting-cute photos and a big flipped poster of those pretty boys fall out from it. It's just so w.e.i.r.d. Probably 京爷 is the most normal figure in that magazine for me~

I ate two days' meal in one day. So now I'm having stomach cramp.
Serves me right.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

打开抽屉,你会找到意想不到的东西。我的抽屉,我宝贵的记忆。里面所收藏的东西,连我自己现在看到了都会吓一跳,竟然还会留着,可是每一份物品都带着某些回忆,提醒着自己的过去。重要或不重要的,每份物品都有特别的意义。或许三、四十年后再看回这些物品,仍然还能够记得它们的历史,勾起小时候的回忆。

家,太舒服了,会让我太过于慵懒,太过于放纵自己。在这里我会没有奋斗的决心,吃好穿好睡好,没有烦恼得不懂要做什么好。比起两个哥哥,我应该是比较有野心,也能够说我比较幸运,因为我是最小的,所以也能够任性。我有梦想,我有理想,而任性让我踏上了理想之道。 我只能说,我是幸福幸运的,感恩~

家里的一切也都还是没有变,家外的那颗棉花树又要结果了。农历新年期间棉花季节如同下雪,红色的鞭炮碎与雪白的棉花,会是一幅美丽的情景。

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

well,you know

You know,
you can make a girl went to bed earlier by telling her that her eyes bags are really obvious,
and makes her looked so 'chan' and not pretty.

And you know,
I can really get aggressive when I'm hungry,
especially dinner time.
I'll lost my patience and temper,
and throw tantrum like a three year old kid that demands to be fed.

And you know,
sometimes you and I are just like kids,
need a lot of attention and caring,
to be loved and pampered,
by people that are significant to us.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

词句重组

一时的兴奋换来阵阵的郁闷,
亏大了。

拍拖 纳闷 跟 你 我 她

喜欢的 戏 歌 沐浴露 同样的 听看用
已足矣 你 会让我 是否 更了解 ?

我已变得不敢在这里坦白
顺其自然

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

titleless

Suddenly I just realize,
I was expecting too much from this,
without myself knowing.

Another dark secrets revealed within.

Maybe things will change after this week.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

有一点

有一点介意,
有一点难受,
有一点胡思乱想,
有一点不开心,
却有一点满足,
还有一点迟钝。

I know how I feel, only through my reactions.

I have dark secrets now.
That's one of the reaction.

Monday, December 1, 2008

NO kv NO

每当Milky咬人的时候,要大声喊‘NO’,然后打它屁股。
这个是Skinner's Operant Condition的'Punishment'-decreasing a behavior by administering an aversive stimulus following a behavior。

Whenever Milky is biting people,I have to shout 'NO' and spank her little ass.
This is Punishment of Skinner's Operant Conditioning=decreasing a behavior by administering an aversive stimulus following a behavior.


我跟我自己说‘不可以’,好像没有什么效,怎么办?
声明:我不要被打屁股。
我知道不可以的...
When I tell myself 'No', it doesn't seems to be working. How har?
And I don't want to be spanked.
I know I must not...