Murphy's Law

Don't worry,it's not some Mathematic equations or Physic equations, it's quite interesting theories about life, communication and relationship (well,some are rubbish) that i came across when I was searching for Interpersonal Communication Principles. Here are some of it about love:

Murphy's Love Laws

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

And here are some about SEX：

1. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
2. Sex has no calories.
3. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
4. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
5. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
6. Do it only with the best.
7. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
8. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
9. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
10. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
11. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
12. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

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